that's DR ruins to u

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
derinthescarletpescatarian

Anonymous asked:

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

malewifenat answered:

.. i’m palestinian

captainlordauditor

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same energy

princesskuragina

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unscharf-an-den-raendern

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definitely-not-lordenglish

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catradoraism

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bigexcluder

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there’s more

snenby-with-two-daggers

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0palite

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hulking-godless-child-beast

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augustdementhe

SIGH

i-restuff

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sangononya-kokomeow

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here’s another one

daeva-agas

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

elamikaaa

how does this get even worse

moontideempress

I think about once in a while...


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chamomiletea-baggins

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We have another one...

notemily

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zenon-karr

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

sigridlaufeyson

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

latent-thoughts

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

rosalysaoirse

It's funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are... idk if it's an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

mastreworld

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

wolfpawn

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malicemismanager

Oh dear gods, it's gotten worse

fierceawakening

When you know politics but no facts

anarchistmemecollective

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

captaindibbzy

This hits different when combined with that "Americans don't learn other countries exist till they're in 5th Grade" post from the other day.

dzamie

Demily recently got another one lads

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Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might've been a gif of "fuck you," screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign "fuck you"

rickhunolt

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

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derinthescarletpescatarian

This is my favourite post on this website

delicate-ruins

On the Romanian one, I had a friend who taught Latin to schoolkids back in like 2016, and one time when we met up he had this… really confused look on his face. I asked him what has happened and he was like “I gave my kids a homework to write 300 words in Latin as if you were selling a villa in Pompeii and one of them wrote this” and hands me a print-out.

Now I’m no expert in Latin, but I don’t think the Latin for central heating is ‘central heeting’

“You would be correct.”

So I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this isn’t in Latin.

“You would again be correct.”

So what is this

“Romanian.”

Oh, they- they saw Romanian on Google translate and-

“-and assumed it was the same thing as Latin.” He has his head in his hands. “They thought it was the same as Latin.”

(it turns out neither is the Romanian for central heating 'central heeting’ but this was back when Google translate really sucked, especially for languages like Romanian. But teachers, feel free to use this as a scare story to make your kids not use Google translate)

Homestuck proves that nuclear semiotics is a doomed field.

People say ‘dont read homestuck’ and then without fail a week later somebody’s like “why is this dog magic”

We’re speaking the same language from the same time period and yet people still expose themselves to what is the media equivalent of radioactive waste with CLEAE WARNING SIGNS on the regular.

And I find that hilarious

might as well tell them to lick the glowy rocks at this point since they're going to make sex toys out of them regardless of what we say nuclear semiotics homestuck i suppose
derinthescarletpescatarian

everydaygremlin asked:

Kindly, what in the everloving fuck, Derin.

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derinthescarletpescatarian answered:

Sleeping in a tank of goo for decades has its dangers I dunno what to tell you ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

derinthescarletpescatarian

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This takes place on a completely safe and normal spaceship that you can read about here!

derinthescarletpescatarian

#Oop that's my signal it's 3am gn derin#I will read it eventually but not today

HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

waterloggedquagsire

Yeah I started reading this at 4am

derinthescarletpescatarian

Excellent life choice.

veritiblehootenanny

I definitely started reading this at work and as a result my productivity has dropped significantly. Worth it? Absolutely. I love your writing.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Work doesn't matter, reading science fiction online matters.

...it be half one right now i have chapters to catch up on much to think about (im supposed to be awake in five hours)
feathered-serpents
pallisia

also this is less of a video game thing and more of a fantasy writing thing but like. i just have to say. if you want your fantasy characters to talk like normal people you can do that. you don't have to make up corny swears for your fantasy to be immersive. you can just say "fuck you" instead of "shadows take you" and you can just say "goddamn" instead of "matron's teats." if you want. just if you want

jacobtheloofah

alternatively for writing modern day fiction you can also have people say “may the gods ensure your suffering” instead of “fuck you,” or instead of “are you an idiot” you can say “have the ravens pecked out your mind” if you want. nobody can stop you.

pallisia

i can stop you. i can drop from the ceiling in your house and fuck your shit up for putting this on my post

jacobtheloofah

i’d like to see you try, the wraiths of the underhells have tried and maybe you’ll have more success than them

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your-mighty-words-astound-me

So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

thestarseersystem

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Wait I just remembered this. here u go :3

munneknight

honourable mention


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your-mighty-words-astound-me

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Good addition in the tags

y0urg4m3m45terth3wh173r48bit
girlballs

shoutout to hedonism. get naked and eat cheese

klinger4yossarian

literally me right now

y0urg4m3m45terth3wh173r48bit

In this heat it isn't even hedonism anymore it's survival. Fix climate change so my nudity can be a sign of my 'sinful' lifestyle again

theres somwthing politically poignant in the idea of 'hedonism as survival in a cruel world' and i fully intent to think about that! but it's also funny that in this case it's literally just too hot to wear clothes we arent advocating for shit. were just warm
toastyglow

coolbeesbro asked:

Hello! I was just wondering how you would feel about other people using the name Ashivon for their own original characters?

toastyglow answered:

if it feels weird to you (which I assume it does given you are sending this ask) you can literally just change some letters and bam. ashyvon. ashivan. eshivon. asiobhan. but this is an old ask and I’m not the boss of you nor the owner of any made-up fantasy name. do what you want.

a definite reblog for the irish orthography option alone but also just a good piece of advice